how’re these for attention-grabbing headlines:

• Sting shows his age with a penchant for one particular cardigan - wearing it two days in a row

• Yes, women are neurotic, vain and stressed out from a young age - but what’s new?

• My life of drink and one-night stands left me feeling hollow, now I’ve found the answer: I’m going to be a nun

Here’s mine: “My morning of reading the Daily Mail left me feeling hollow, now I’ve found the answer: I’m going to read National Public Radio’s website instead”